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Hey there dudes and ladies. I had the opportunity to grow some Jordan of the Island branded Chemo and am sharing a smoke report. Date: late September 2016 Strain: Chemo Harvested: 68 days 12/12 Toker: Passion Breeder: Jordan of the Islands Grower: Passion ~~special tx @ MM420 @ Indi ================================================= PHYSICAL EXAMINATION ================================================= 1. Visual Appeal: (1-10 unappealing-excellent) [5] 2. Visible Trichomes: (1-10 none-totally covered) [7] 3. The approximate percentages of each color under magnification of the trichomes. Clear [15%] Cloudy [83%] Amber [2%] Dark [0] 4. Percentage of different colors apparent looking at the finished flower: Brown [5%] Green [80%] Gold [10%] Blue [ ] Grey [ ] White [ ] Red [ ] Rust [2.5%] Orange [2.5%] Purple [ ] Black [ ] 5. Bud density: [1-10 airy-rock hard] [9.4] 6. Smell: [1-10 [subtle-Penetrating] Earthy [3] Licorice [1] Bubblegum [1] Juniper [2] Hash [4] Iron/Rust [2] Celery [6] Pine [1] Pepper [2] 7. Rate the aroma: [1-10 repulsive-delightful] [3.5] 8. Seed Content: [0] 9. Weeks cured: [5 weeks+] PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS: Hard oldschool looking Indica buds. Similar to the good stuff from BC in the late 90's. Hard on the grinders, nicely dense and heavy with a so-so bag appeal, a funky kinda nasty sorta good smell and tickles the nose. Has alot of trichs but not big enough heads or close together enough compared to newer type lines in my opinion. ================================================== THE SMOKE TEST 1. Used a clean local blown one-hitter followed by a cheap imported novelty glass water bong. 2. Taste: [1-10 faint-extreme] A. Initial inhale taste: Pepper [1] Pine [2] Coffee [5] Hashy [4] Bitter [3] Celery [8] B. Exhale taste: Celery [4] Coffee [7] Bitter [2] Juniper [4] Earthy [3] Mossy [3] 3. Taste: [1-10 unpleasant-delicious] [4] 4. State of dryness: [1-10 wet-dry with 5 as ideal.] [5] 5. Smoke ability: [1-10 harsh-smooth] [9] 6. Smoke expansion: [1-10 stable-explodes] [2] Comments: I can smoke a couple bowls in a row it's so smooth and easy with a weird hard to describe flavor. Reminds me of taste of late 90's Chronic mixed with CBD strain. The color in person looks a bit more green than in pics. The taste is so-so and the bag appeal is only slightly better. Very easy to hit and smooth. ------- Effects 1. Medical A. Relieving muscle cramping --this strain helps with this for me in the evenings. B. Sleep Aide --Somewhat potent seeming and if overtoked WHAM night night not evil sleep, just pulls da blanket over and sings a sweet lulabye. ****Extra effects- dry mouth, forgetfulness, slow reaction, red eyes, happy, hungry, focused, plodding, magooed, focus (but only 1 task) <>stoned Chemo ramble <> wooohoo I'm a snail in slow-mo but havin fun and could eat the ass out of a dead porcupine but I forgot I was smoke testing. Also gets me centered on 1 task but makes more very difficult to think. This was-is a keeper couldn't care about bag appeal. Sweet happy heavy Affy type droopy high but a noticable CBD feel. The medical benefits and smooth easy smoking combined with no hangover make me overlook the deficiencies.