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Hate to admit it, but that last post by Kiefer is fucking hilarious! No one comments on that shit? So, you're very good at photoshop ? Ha hahahaha!

 

 

Thanks. Actually I don't know how to use photoshop, but my wife is really into it...she's won a lot of money IRL in photoshop contests... You can see on all of my pictures how I just color over stuff I don't want people to see, by using a black eraser with a program called "Ifranview".

 

The laughing quaker generator is here:

 

http://www.hetemeel.com/hahaform.php

 

You can make one to say anything you want, and you can see the one's other people made...most of them are pornographic, shaming, racist, or abusive to the extreme.

 

http://www.hetemeel.com/hahaform.php?list

 

It's one of those things that is funny over and over.

 

 

Just like this Black Hippo Man:

 

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Every chance I get to go to a party, I always print that picture out "fit to page" on an 8 1/2 x 11 piece of paper, and, using packing tape, put it directly over the toilet that the party patrons will be evacuating into for the evening...NO ONE CAN GO TO BATHROOM WHILE LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE. Stage fright like a mofo!

 

There is nothing better than hearing people complain about it. What a party trick...

 

It's like writting this on a piece of paper:

 

I'm Sofa King we Todd did.

 

And then putting it in a legal envelope...you then burst into the party calling out a stupid persons name (hopefully they've been drinking)...you then say "Hey! Holy shit, this looks important...the police dropped it off for you!"

 

They will take it in horror and start looking at it...

 

"Well what does it say!?"

 

If you're lucky, they'll read it out loud 15 times and still not get it...

 

I need counseling...

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Too funny....my wife is the same way, she's a photograher and catalog designer and she flies through photoshop like the wind. She won't help me though, she thinks putting pics up on the net at places like our forum here is for "weed geeks". All the best to ya', Chaco, weed geek.

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Yeah...she doesn't want me putting ANY pictures up...I think she is the smarter of the pair...

 

Tonight I am going to be smoking a KO Kush Joint, that has been laced with KO Kush BHO. I poured a small amount of 190 proof Everclear alcohol into a dish, and using a needle, whisked the concoction until the oil was dissolved in the alcohol. Next I took the completed joint, and rolled it in the mixture until it was all absorbed...finally, I put the joint in the food dehydrator for 2 minutes until the alcohol was evaporated.

 

 

This should be pretty strong...sadly, I didn't think how sticky the roach would be. :popcorn: I think I'll keep it just on the combustible part next time.

 

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For the paper, I used the best on earth:

 

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And for the roach, I used the hollowed out "lucky" cuspid teeth of a Filipino boy named Ghilihli:

 

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Truly a joint made in heaven...

 

Now I am off to get blazed with the wife, and watch "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind"...the wife hasn't seen it yet...boy...I can't wait to watch a pcp'd Richard Dreyfuss build a mountain out of shit! Oh yeah!!!

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Good day.

 

Kali Mist from my greenhouse right now. Only finished two weeks ago so it's not cured but it's soft and spicy all at once, yummy. It went nice and purple too. :popcorn:

 

A little too moreish though, for someone with little supplies and a long way to go with them!

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:unsure: I know I started the morning with some of that mystery weed myself. Went on a drive for an hour and a half which required some Herijuana. While making the drive I had to sample some canna butter goodies. Right now I have no idea of what I'm smoking or even if I am smoking. :P

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Today was nuthin but a bowl of SnoCap & tonight is Blueberry...:unsure:

 

Peace...wpw

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Damn...snowcap...we must live in the same place I am thinking...hahaha

 

I can't feel my fucking lips or teeth. These larger pieces of KO Kush seem to have gotten stronger in the jars...what's going on!?

 

I want to throw darts at children! hahaha

 

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I dont think we live remotely close, Kiefer...if we did we woulda already smoked out...:P

 

The Snocap came to me from a dear friend in the NE. She's a great gal that's under the weather now...get better sweetie! :P

 

Now that I'm home from the missus' office Christmas party....I have a smorgasbord of oils...I made 3 runs today. 1 run of Honey Haze popcorns & 2 runs of mixed trim...

 

So...tonight is drops of oil on some seedless mystery weed. :unsure:....we really need a bong smiley...

 

Peace...wpw

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Guest booboy

im smoking some really fine agant orange...been growing it for two years not and after foliar complement it has become quite a yeilder with such a damn sweet taste...very lethargic and heavy high...not for morning smoking...

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A stinking bud called: Shiva,,,,,,,,,,,,,and damn it is that good, i had to bump this thread!!

 

 

NOTED!!

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Guest CK.

Blueberry this afternoon... but tonight... oh tonight... we break out the TRAINWRECK :grinning_respect:

 

bong hits for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I ain't smokin' shit! Fuck life sux without buds....Kief, gd it man, those pics are great. Hippo man was one of the first pics I saw online years back, along with the girl dancing and she squeezes a bass out of her poonanny! Bass, as in fish, not guitar!

 

Indican

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:grinning_respect: I have not smoked a thing since Tuesday so i figured today I'll make it some of Sannies Jack to break back into smoking again. :specool

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i had been abstinant for quite some time, i am really cheap date right now and loving every minute of it!!!!

 

been smoking out of my texas heads pipe, my shorty bong, the pink frosted bong and started with my one hitter......i have to break out the vapormatic and see if i can remember how to use it also, lol.....i smoked some at my dad's and he said, "damn hun, i forgot how much it stinks!!!".....i should have brought the vape with me, lol

 

i might even break out my big steamroller(kermit) just for shits and giggles!!!

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Today was Jack in a new chillum & tonight is Blueberry in the same chillum....:grinning_respect:

 

Peace...wpw

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Finally a mixxed crop is dry.

so i can smoke my complete menu again.

starting with a swiesel(sweettooth x diesel) for breakfast.

a second cup of coffee will be accomplished by some NLX.

 

greetz Weetje.

 

Aurora indica that;s a beautifull plant hey shaman Priestess?

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