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Guest LabRat
Maid asks Señora for a pay rise

 

A maid asks her boss for a pay rise this is the answer she gets

 

...

 

peace

zozo

 

Thanks, zozo! :spliff: ;)

 

 

 

Good morning, Shoppers! ;)

 

I had a phone call from a client this morning!! (it really must be Monday! Uh?) I explained my Stroke again. She said she understand I had a big problem to talk and communicate--but that I do think OK and I do know how to fix their systems. She said she has had 4 different techs since Sept and they all had opposite problem--they can talk OK but can't fix shit! (her choice of words! :o I know 2 of those guys and I agree.) I am going to see them in a couple hours to see if I can help. Big ego boost but I'm worried not to mess up my disability system--god knows I can't screw that up. We'll see.

 

All ya'll have a good day! :D

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Shit! Disability Man just called! Can't screw that up or I am very screwed!! I had appealed to try to have medical tests on my heart I need but they just said no--no medical costs for 2 years and then I can have Social Security medical. Hope I don't die for 2 years just so I then live some more then. Last week, my Rehab Welfare Worker Lady has said she is going to search to help to see if can find help on the tests my doctor needs.

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Happy rainy drizzly cloudy cold Monday....

 

I hope ya can help out the old client & not screw up the disability stuff, Labby...

Good luck on the heart tests too...some of those social workers seem to produce miracles @ times...

 

The hellhounds are on my trail....

 

:spliff:

 

Peace...wpw

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finally made it home!!!! monday is in the books !!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

dam bro i never heard of them, my kinda music!@!!!!!!! good play!!!

 

here is amother one i like!!! just cuz monday is over with it is "time to rock out with my cock out!!! "

 

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Guest Smotty
here is amother one i like!!! just cuz monday is over with it is "time to rock out with my cock out!!! "

 

Tits or GTFO :spliff:

 

Pot stickers, broccoli slaw salad and rice for dinner tonight. Got the grill cleaned today so I can cook some chops tomorrow ;)

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Guest A Bloke Down The Pub
Tits or GTFO ;)

 

Same goes for you, sweetie. :spliff:

 

How have you been?

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Finally getting over this damn springtime crud.

Was starting to wonder if I was ever going to feel better.

 

Rain let up for the day and the sun came out for a while.

Probably be raining again tomorrow.

 

Peace

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good morning all

Hope you will feel well Rat ...

 

Free Booze?

 

This is how to get free booze

 

Andy & Angus were down on their luck and hanging out for a cold beer or three. After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents, Andy came up with a brilliant strategy.

 

"I'll take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for free!"

 

Quickly, he went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage, which he stuck in Angus' fly. They then went to a nearby hotel.

 

"Two beers", said Andy to the bartender. They downed them as fast as they could and the bartender waited for the money. All of a sudden, Andy got down on his knees and began sucking the sausage hanging out of Angus' fly.

 

Get out of my pub, you filthy bastards!", the bartender screamed and booted them out the door. They did this all day, visiting about 16 pubs, or more.

 

"I just can't do this anymore", Andy whined. "My knees are getting sore from kneeling down on the floor so much."

 

 

 

"It's all right for you", Angus replied. "I lost the sausage after the third pub."

 

peace

zozo

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Good morning Coffeeshoppers. I think I'll pass on sausage for breakfast this morning, lol. Thanks for the early morning laugh zozo! Now it's time to wake it, shake it and bake it!

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Good morning tokers, smokers, and jokers. Got to keep that sense of humor!

 

Well, things are off to a good start this morn after a cup of my new Jet Fuel Bold done in the Keurig coffee maker. ;) I'm serious, that's what this coffee is called - Jet Fuel. It'll make your spoon stand straight up in your cup, but I likes it! Means I get to use more honey and creamer to tone it down a bit. :spliff:

 

All day will be spent shredding (mowing) the Weeds-From-Hell, but place is looking green and the newly planted grape vines are taking off like a ruptured goose in spite of a freeze that took out most of the new primary buds that were about 8" tall. Thank God there are secondary and tertiary buds. Now if I can stop this damn kitty from rubbing along each tied up vine! Makes me a bit nervous...... You guys that like a full bodied, rich, highly tannic red need to try a French Madiran. :o It's mostly Tannat with a bit of Cab thrown in.

 

Time to check out today's deal on woot.com.

 

Best,

Tio

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Guest JJonahJameson

Hey UB. :spliff:

 

If it's Jet Fuel, can I use it on my plants then for uber buds? ;)

 

Have a great one!

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Guest Smotty
Same goes for you, sweetie. :D

 

How have you been?

 

Much better than I was a few weeks ago :o You're the best for asking....nice flag btw ;) :spliff:

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Guest A Bloke Down The Pub
Much better than I was a few weeks ago :o You're the best for asking....nice flag btw ;) :spliff:

 

I have the Swiss Guard uniform, too. :D

 

I'll show it to you if you're good.

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Guest Smotty
I have the Swiss Guard uniform, too. ;)

 

I'll show it to you if you're good.

 

Kinky :spliff:

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Hey UB. :spliff:

 

If it's Jet Fuel, can I use it on my plants then for uber buds? ;)

 

Don't know. You know me, I've always been a Rocket Fuel kinda guy me self.

 

Begs the question - how can you soar like an Eagle when you're always hangin' with a bunch of turkeys! :o

 

Keep your feet planted firmly on the ground and your nose to the sky,

UB

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morning all ... I am the first to open the day ...

but it's my last day @work for this week tommorw I will escort my son class to a trip in the north going to have fun ...

especially that my son is so proud :spliff:

 

have a great day

zozo

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Good morniong Coffeeshoppers. Zozo, have a great time tomorrow with your boy! I'm headed under the couch to get my buzzzzzz on. Enjoy the day Groovy Peoplez!

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Morning ya'll.... have fun zozo I wish I could be one of your field trippers....

 

It has been raining here every day since Friday.... the trees on the steep hillsides are starting to fall and it's closing roads more than the flooding did.... last time one fell across the road I lost my lights for 2 days and the road was closed for 12 hours.... It caused me to have to go 20 miles south to get 4 miles north... don't the state road people notice all the soil washed away from the tree roots? I can see that that will be a problem so why can't they see it and take the trees down before they fall? .... I guess I'm just a woman and don't understand such things....

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happy Hump day!!!!! hallf way through the week!!! wish i had more to add, but i dont!!! so i guess i will go get ready for work and finish this bowl!!!

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Here we are praying to a lil rain ... here it's sunny all times not a drop

great time in the sea ... and we have a lot of it a bit cold water but not to bad

 

just we don't have water to drink ... :spliff:

 

so bring some and jump over ;)

 

 

peace

zozo

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Oh, the irony of it all, hah!

 

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

 

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

 

The priest nearly had an accident.

 

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

 

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

 

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again . The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

 

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

 

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

 

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

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Good morning K Mart Shopperz! Pouring rain here today, good day for a lil housework and getting stoned. It might as well rain, I can't seem to get out of the funk that I'm in anyhow. My daughter wants to find me a new kitten but I'm not sure. I've got to do something though, my appartment seems so empty now. Well it'll work itself out somehow, I'm just thankful that I've got my little closet to run away to. Donuts are on the counter and coffee is brewing, I'll be under the couch waking and baking........

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Guest Trixie

you know what will make you feel better Rude?

 

TWO kittehs! :spliff:

 

 

 

 

Morning all!

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