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In honor of The President's recent memo to the powers that be -

 

I am going to grow some weed out of his replica's goddamn head!!!

 

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I can't believe this exists....notice that it says "Determined"...it looks more like "Stoned" to me:

 

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Look, there are two "versions"...the one I have is "Determined Obama"...the other is "Happy Obama"...oh look, it says "Yes You Can! Grow them both" -

 

Well damn! I can and I will!!! I just need to find the "happy" version first:

 

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I'm trying to decide which clones to stick in his head...it's a tossup between Bubba Kush Katsu, and Pure Kush - this project must only utilize the finest of materials...

 

I think I'll go with Bubba Kush...just look his expression...it LOOKS like he JUST smoked some Bubba...like, oh...10 minutes ago. Bubba it is!

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Sometimes, you are just too funny!

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Hey thanks everyone!

 

It's now time to see what's INSIDE the box...

 

This is my first Chia Pet, so I didn't know what to expect...so what I did was just lay everything out so I could see what I was dealing with -

 

OK, here we go...everything is laid out exactly as it was in the box. The 40oz bottle of Mickey's is included ONLY as a size reference...so that everyone may correctly gage the actual size of the pieces inside the box - THE MALT LIQUOR WAS NOT INCLUDED IN THE KIT.

 

Also, I think I'm going to make sure to fill that registration card out AS SOON AS POSSIBLE:

 

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A closer look at the bust...again, the FORTY OUNCE bottle of Mickey's FINE MALT LIQUOR is only here as a size reference...it wasn't included:

 

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There you are! Just look at this magnificent bastard smiling!

 

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A profile shot...you can really see that the ruffles have ridges:

 

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Yeah...I'm not going to say a goddamn thing about this picture other than - That hole there...That's where you pour the water...

 

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Jesus...there isn't a doubt in my mind - He has smoked an entire marijuana cigarette of Bubba Kush perhaps 10 minutes ago, and is only

now starting to "Come onto the pot"...

 

Damn! Look at him!! hahah!!! He's TORE-BACK!!!!

 

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I don't know...I think he bares a striking resemblance to J.K. Simmons :

 

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Anyway, now that I've SEEN a Chia Pet, I finally know what I am dealing with (allegedly, "knowing" is half the battle).

 

I'll probably go for a single cola out of the top, or drill some smaller holes, and do a scrog or LST. If I do an LST it COULD theoretically

give one the impression of dreadlocks...WHO KNOWS!? Only time will tell...

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OK, so I was doing some spring cleaning, and found this guy...sitting under my

IRS PROOF OF NON-FILING FORM!!! There is no comedy here! This is true!

 

So yeah, I kind of forgot, but I'll get this show on the road later today.

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Goddamn...I've been waiting, and waiting, and WAITING; for something to happen...

 

Here we go, but not what I expected...

 

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I can't really say what I want to, so here - this is "stock" obama...

 

Next is "PIMPED" obama...

 

I am perplexed by the sound of my own voice.

 

I want to say "O'Bama", but this is not what people mean when they say "Black Irish".

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hahaha'

i heard they are developing a shroomkit aswell,,,dunno what hole they'll use for that.

Obama's behind shroom kit :specool

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Not nescesaerally Stoned,

 

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But, Beutiful.

 

And he's NEVER been Experienced

 

RIP Jimmy Hendrix

 

It'll be the first worthwhile thing to come outta BO's head...IMHO

lol

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Update:

 

 

I gave it a little more time...I used EVERYTHING...

 

This product sucks - it didn't work like the box said it would.

 

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How many people will throw a Chia® Pet under GODDAMN T5 lighting, or even HID, let alone CMH?!

 

If this fucking thing didn't grow for me under several hundred dollars worth of GROW LIGHTS - HOW THE FUCK DOES IT PERFORM FOR THE PUBLIC?!

 

 

Oh well...now it's time to "Pimp My Chia®"

 

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Didn't you see the fine print in those images on the box?

 

"Actually Chia may vary. Greatly."

 

"Results may vary. No really. Good luck getting it work."

 

"Not for commercial use." <-- this one. :)

 

"Growing medium may be varied by flaky politics."

 

"Depiction of empty head not intentional."

 

"Bald pattern Chia common. Do not use Rogaine."

 

"Use caution when driving or operating heavy equipment." ...

 

 

Really cannot wait to see this Pimped though. Closest I came to being clever with one (besides using it as skeet) was to turn it into a fountain.

 

 

Be well,

O_S

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Great topic. :D

I hope you can get a Marijuana out of his head.

Great google picture. <_<

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Great topic. :D

I hope you can get a Marijuana out of his head.

Great google picture. <_<

 

 

You do realise, that I'm going to be spending a LARGE portion of my day thinking of "How to get MArijuana to grow Outta Obama's HEAD!" The thought will keep coming back to me throughout the day... AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

 

Cheers guys!

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Great topic. ;)

I hope you can get a Marijuana out of his head.

Great google picture. :)

 

 

this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen...please grow weed off this guys head because he don't give two craps about he marijuana movement....everyday people are getting arrested and charged for a non harmful plant that has been used forever. not to mention its the safest drug on the planet.

 

 

Another Texas Seizure

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and thats obamas fault? lol..

 

hes just a squirt in the vat of shit that has been the US government since established.

 

Still, you gotta autoflower that obama-heed clep, or keep a bonsai mother in it :)

 

I wonder which one is the winner and actually does contain obamas brain? I gather all the others just had a note saying "you shit-out big time voting for me!"

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