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18 hours ago, Papalag said:

@Shoeless so sorry to hear sending prayers and good thoughts 

peace paps

Same here bro, life so short

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21 minutes ago, Justcozz said:

My wife didn’t grow up smoking weed. She doesn’t understand the struggle of trying to pick up every last piece of green stuff that falls on the table. You know, wetting your finger so every last speck can be saved. We never knew when we might get another bag.

Last night I noticed there is enough weed scattered across the desk to roll a joint.

Me.... “babe, you made a hell of a mess in here”.

Her....“Yeah, I was going to vacuum that up.”

Me... WTF....NO, .....”you know is stuff is still good, just Cozz it touched the desk top doesn’t mean it doesn’t smoke” 

Her...”yeah, but we have plenty”

Me...”No, I have plenty. You got a mess on the desk”

I do the same thing , like a coke head scowering the floor for that imaginary coke that fell.

Lol

I have 7 jars but wig out still if I drop a bud , or it falls out the joint.

I think for me it's got a lot to do with my parents and the depression.

Don't waste a damn thing ever

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Yep, wasting weed is like spilling alcohol, a party foul that can get you slapped.....with a club.  :fish:

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Hey Toker, I may or may not want to trade for some of what you're smoking these days, lol.  :lol:

That's some crazy shit. Maybe the "thing" walking down the highway is the spirit of the guy that got killed there.

Biggest scare I had lately was a bear trying to crawl inside the window on my back porch last year. I was stoned as hell and chilling in the recliner and half dozing off. All the lights were on and I was in the zone so I didn't pay attention to the noise he was making at first. I thought the high winds were doing it.

Then I finally get up and head toward the kitchen. Now I hear what sounds like a 300 pound guy trying to rip my back screen door open. I come around the corner and yell real loud to scare him off and I come face to face with a bear and his hand inside the screen door yanking on the hinge side of the door. Good thing he chose the wrong side of the door, or I would have more of the story to tell. It spooked him as bad as me. He made all kinds of crashing sounds trying to get back out of my yard. 

 

He also tore the screens off two other windows first but couldn't fir through those windows. lol.

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That reminds me, 2 summers ago while my n my annual camping trip. Some people were too lazy to take their trash to the dumpster. They put it in their van so the bears wouldn’t get it. But, they left the windows down for air so the van wouldn’t stink. They woke up to the horn going off. A giant bear was in the van, tearing up everything. It took them 2 hours to get the bear out. He didn’t want to leave....hahaha. They said they didn’t think a bear could climb through a window. Hahaha city folk, or as we call them “flat landers”.

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You should have seen the little windows he was trying to squeeze through. He got frustrated and moved to the door. I had every window open because of an unusual heat wave we had that week. Crap, if he had made it in, I would have never gotten him out. Once they know they're at the food source nothing much will stop them. The pamphlets here tell you to open every door and try to give the bear more than one way to leave if they manage to get inside, which is actually much more common than I ever knew... :wacko:

And, we have mountain lions here, too. I've already seen a bobcat near a friends house. First time I can say I actually saw one for sure. And, they trapped a mountain lion here in my community two years ago.

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HEY GUYS, CAN U CLONE FIM PLANTS FROM SEED AND GET FIMS??

I HAVE 4 FEMS FROM SAXO AND 4 FROM BEACHBUD....

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1 hour ago, bigun said:

HEY GUYS, CAN U CLONE FIM PLANTS FROM SEED AND GET FIMS??

I HAVE 4 FEMS FROM SAXO AND 4 FROM BEACHBUD....

Yes I believe so

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1 hour ago, bigun said:

HEY GUYS, CAN U CLONE FIM PLANTS FROM SEED AND GET FIMS??

I HAVE 4 FEMS FROM SAXO AND 4 FROM BEACHBUD....

ABSOLUTELY! Only issue will be "some" Fem's do not clone very well or easily..................................I cloned Sugar Punch.............took SEVERAL cuts to get it done................but it got done.

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1 hour ago, bigun said:

HEY GUYS, CAN U CLONE FIM PLANTS FROM SEED AND GET FIMS??

I HAVE 4 FEMS FROM SAXO AND 4 FROM BEACHBUD....

Hay I just cloned sugar punch she did give me a little trouble but normally never had issues with cloning fems 

I always  water them well a day or so before I clone then let the cuttings sit in water for an hour or so just to make sure there’s no problems from the cut 

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I’ve never grown a femmed plant, but it’s cuts should root just the same. 

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2 hours ago, bigun said:

HEY GUYS, CAN U CLONE FIM PLANTS FROM SEED AND GET FIMS??

I HAVE 4 FEMS FROM SAXO AND 4 FROM BEACHBUD....

Hey @bigun

Yess you can clone fems and grow them out, i have a cut from a cross made by Knutsel, Chemdog x Heribei (wich is a fem) for outdoor use, and she is with me for over 5 years or so. I take cuttings every spring for outdoor use and in the winter she stays indoors in the nursery till spring again. She roots a little difficult but give her time and she produces strong clones time after time.

She has a nice 50/50 thc/cbd ratio and the women are in love with her for releving pain once a month lol.

 

 

Poldergrower and RhinoCbd

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I am so stoned

At first this false sense of euphoria hit

I was even laughing to myself

Was going to go out and dig dirt

Yeah...I sat on the couch and next thing I knew I was enveloped in a cocoon of bliss

Warm, painless narcotic 

I was so comfortable watching  TV and then the nod started.

I fought it cause it's Saturday, I got all day and I wanted to enjoy being truly stoned

So I noded on and off, then next thing I know it's 530

I'm drinking coffee, no need to smoke anything lol

I could sleep or zone out on the tube, really really nice garden.

You should open a shop and sell these treats, cakes etc

Those mint cookies are killing me, but I think I will try one tomorrow after I get some stuff done hehe

Love mint and chocolate

Lovers they are like basil and tomatoes

 

 

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Hey I don't mess around lol you want to get F ed up, just eat a few ha ha ha

I told you to eat a HALF One! lol

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Mailman show up yesterday? heh I had to laugh.... that's about the most mellow sounding Toker I ever saw!

peace

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Hahahaha, you ain’t kidding. It almost sounds as if he is enjoying himself. 

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4 hours ago, Justcozz said:

Hahahaha, you ain’t kidding. It almost sounds as if he is enjoying himself. 

Indeed I am

I couldn't help it, around 9 I ate one mint cookie, so tasty.

I drifted back and forth , and around 1130 I was out.

I needed that, I been sick so the rest really helped out.

I'm still feeling groggy so I'm going to sleep even more

Lol, it's a good thing as I don't get enough rest. 

But I feel better and did not have to take the DayQuil.

It's nearly 5 and the birds sing

Won't be long and out I go lol

 

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I am all out of laughs and likes, glad you had a hell of a ride TOKER. 

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I think im still stoned, was reading your supposed to peak 4-6 hours based on 20mg

I ate 225 lol, so I peak like Monday  hahahaha

Oh and if I have a bad trip it says watch Bob Ross

LMAO bahaha

It's a happy cloud

 

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I've always had to take twice as many fem cuttings to get the same few rooters I need. They always give me a fit.

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1 hour ago, gardenartus said:

@Toker I sure am glad you got some rest. I think you should start using medibles on a regular basis :) Need help just hollar.

Me to, thanks so much

I get it now, sure the buzz was off the charts, sure I slept

But now it's like I am bursting with energy, unreal how good I feel.

Its like smoking gets ya there a tad and I don't mean buzz wise

But health, this...shit I feel 20

Done did the laundry, cleaned the house and bathrooms

Washed the dishes,all of em lol

And it's only 1215.

Going to hang out a few more things, clean out my car and take up the back yard for the mutts.

I even think I can manage breaking some garden dirt

Today.

I'm planning on having all this done by 6 so I can munch me 

Another cookie hehehe

 

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SICK SOBs, you can now feed your kids a SPEED trip candy, but you can't make CBD gummies or other shapes that might entice a child, in some states. Fuck big pharmie and their nasty drugs, give the kids CBD and low dose THC.

http://globalhealthtimes.com/2019/03/03/candy-flavored-amphetamines-for-children-approved-by-the-fda/?fbclid=IwAR16d03LAOOJBdK9eGBYPwbap4s9s4hqR71WjJdZfkM6ckkDYACxytas75U

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