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I didn't think it would happen, but my pot cookies taste so good now I can barely resist overdosing myself. I made some budder a couple of days ago, out of a plant that was originally a mother, but got out of control and started flowering. She came to maturity under sunlight from a southern facing window, I had plenty of other weed, so she became budder (budder made with 100% Pineapple Fields buds).

 

Last night I made toll house cookies, but somehow messed up with either too much butter, not enough flour, or the butter was too soft. Anyway, with extra vanila, they came out almost like pecan and chocolate chip brittle instead of cookies. I ate one, and couldn't believe how good it tasted. Then while cleaning up, there were broken pieces of the cookie/brittle that needed to be dealt with.

 

Hey, broken pieces don't count, right? Well, that was the story I went with last night. But I was wrong -- they do count. Got up at 6 AM and was still buzzed. Coffee, but hey, know what goes great with coffee? Toll house brittle!

 

Well no, I resisted, but these fuckers still taste too good. Now I have to try and recreate this mistake without pot budder, so I can eat just one reefer cookie.

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that has got to taste bad ass pineapple butter dayum :) can only imagine pecan pineapple chocolate i would be over dosed if i ws having breaky at your place

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If you broke the cookies on purpose, the pieces count.

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make a medical batch and a pigging out batch at the same time, that way you can have your cookies and eat them too :)

 

Stay Safe

 

BalzOut

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Funny..I did same, thing a few, days ago

My cookies now taste so good it is

Hard NOT to overdose..

 

 

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just a suggestion but try using coconut oil next time instead of butter. Higher fat content means more THC/CBD sticks = the higher you get haha :) Or at least that has been my experience.

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I'm making plain old regulars tonight.

 

I'll take coconut oil into consideration, but i've got a lot of both budder and edibles now. Next batches of "waste weed" becomes hash.

 

Now... How did those cookies end up coming out that way?

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Those brownies I made had the same problem. I would eat one then two then three. Then think I was going to puke only to realize it was the onset of a trip.lmao. good times. I did learn that the longer I cooked the butter the better it got. Last batch I cooked for 18 hours. The butter came out looking like the ooze from the ninja turtles movies. Glad to hear your cookies turned out great. I'm a big fan of rice crispy treats as well. They seem to work for lower dosage . But it's all in the prep works as I'm sure you already Know. Your cookies sound absolutely delicious btw.

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I generally make milkshakes for my edibles, Ice cream has as many lipids as anything else on the shelf, It can even cover up the smell of ABV, that takes a cappuccino or a good chocolate mint though, Bryers old fashioned double churned has the most lipids if I recall.

 

Put in some ABV, that'll increase potency and that shit is vile :(

 

Stay Safe

 

BalzOut

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I figured it out. Not enough flour. Well, now I won't find the lethal dose of reefer anytime soon. These non-THC cookies should last days. OK, day.

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Make more, freeze'em and wait for nice warm weather, and go on a 3-day search for the meaning of life. :spliff:

Man those sound friggin' Sooo good!!...Truthfully.. I have a serious case of the SP munchies!!... Thanks Sannie!! :icecream:

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Add just enough cyanide that you know will not kill you by weight/LD 50 but enough if you eat 2 of them.

 

Plus it tastes like bitter almonds so it's not all that delicious.

 

Seems like a legit method.

 

RM

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Sticky notes…every where.

 

Alternatively, you could switch the cyanide with viagra, 1 cookie = semi, 2 cookie = pole vault?

 

I'm high.

RM

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Weed, especially when eaten, is nature's viagra.

 

Tea and a cookie before bed. Doctor's orders.

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Weed, especially when eaten, is nature's viagra.

 

Tea and a cookie before bed. Doctor's orders.

 

I must be the odd man out because a couple of good cookies and I have what could be compared to as "Whiskey Dick".

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I must be the odd man out because a couple of good cookies and I have what could be compared to as "Whiskey Dick".

I must admit, that I too, can go both ways after a good cookie... With the "whiskey dick" that is!... Up or down... You know what I'm saying.

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94.gif send them to me...I can make them taste bad

 

I'll send them back to you when I'm finished 67.gif66.gif68.gif

so you offer to turn cookies into brownies inside you're intestinal tract?

 

Seems legit.

 

RM

I must admit, that I too, can go both ways after a good cookie... With the "whiskey dick" that is!... Up or down... You know what I'm saying.

 

I guess if I made edibles from sativa or leaning hybrids I might experience gravitational force in my pants but I only rock the indica edibles….it's all about pain relief and sleep :)

 

Peace

RM

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Nice work MrD. I am usually afraid of kids eating my cookies unless I put them in a locked place. A lot of my friends have little kids and I am sort of like the grandfather type that spoils them.

 

Here is something to think about, it will require a little math, although the recipe Must be Online somewhere. I like the Gummy Pop Bottles. They sell in Seattle for 20-25 bucks for 25 of them. They contain 10mg of hash oil each. It is indeed medicine and very convenient. One does not get too high off of one of them, but 2 or more starts to get better, and after some experience you can pretty much establish the correct dose for wherever you want to be. Hard to save cookies too long as they will go bad, but those little candies could probably last forever or so. I would put them in my lunch and eat them at work if I had the notion. Often, the way that I work is that I don't have a lot of contact with my coworkers. I am sort of the guy that digs into his work. I am not the only one that does it that way.

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They're in the freezer, so I'm sure they'll last as long as needed. No kids or grand kids at this house, but in the future, things are likely to change. Locks will be installed.

 

Yes, these cookies are all sativa -- almost all PF, except for a small amount of trim from mixed sativas. I usually just have a mix of everything. What I noticed is that it can be a major heart-pounding experience -- it does not put me to sleep at all, which puts my mind toward other things.

 

Not putting one to sleep would probably make these extremely uncomfortable to overdo. I imagine someone would be tossing and turning, unable to sleep but too fucked up to do anything or go anywhere. Maybe that bag of cookies needs a warning label. A skull and cross bones with crossed eyes or something.

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Some time ago I learned an important lesson, the cannabis edibles aren't a good choice for me. They are masked under yummy forms and... the overdose is on the way! I passed some bad hours after eating the cookies.

 

Lesson learned, be careful! B)

 

 

Greetings SiCKNeSs.

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I have seen medical cookies with warning labels, but no skulls and crossbones. They even said on one cookie that it was two doses. Who the fuck shares a single cookie?

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When a dose = 1/2 a cookie, it means the people who made it were taking a shot, then found it was too powerful.

 

One cookie, sometimes 1.5, is about right for me out of the batch I recently made. Tonight I can feel a cookie coming on. Hey, maybe 1.5.

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The worst thing you can do, is make your first biscuits without any knowledge of pastry and without knowing the ideal cannabis dose = total overdose. At first appearance this situation can be funny but it's really dangerous, youth, drugs and lack of experience :whistle:

 

 

Greetings SiCKNeSs.

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