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Pot Grower Spared From Prison Because His Weed Was Too Shitty

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This made me laugh lol I can only imagine what we are gonna see here this fall with all those New Growers, who took those growing classes. lol

 

An Australian man will not receive prison time because the weed he grew was so weak it couldn't give anyone a buzz.

An Australian weed grower will catch zero prison time because his plants couldn't get anyone high.

A horticulturist by trade, the man recently decided to “try his hand at growing marijuana,” wrote the Daily Mail. But he hadn’t yet cultivated a green thumb for ganja, and his crops turned out to be bunk weed.

Police eventually raided his place in September, and they found 39 small cannabis plants and 10 mature plants. This week, he faced a sentencing hearing, where the judge waived time behind bars because his plants were "unusable."

“Had he have been able to actually grow the cannabis plants to a point where he could get flowering to occur and buds to develop then he would not have had 54 plants – he wouldn't have had 10 mature plants,” the grower’s attorney, Twistie Venning (yes, that’s his real name), told the Daily Mail.

“It is slightly ironic that he is a trained horticulturalist,” Venning continued, “but actually failed to obtain usable material from the cultivation of the cannabis.”

 

Pot Grower Spared From Prison Because His Weed Was Too Shitty

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Hahaha, that is funny. I’m betting he was still in veg and the attorney was good. “Hey your honor, my client is a dumb ass, his weed can’t even get you high, jail can’t fix stupid, he should be let go, he’s too dumb to stand trial”  and the judge agreed....lol 

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