Lemon Sunrise

[Misterdirt 11,143]

It's time for my official opinion of Lemon Sunrise (Lemon Skunk X Arise; Irie Seeds), because its been curing for a couple of weeks and I just got high AF on it. I'll keep curing it for another couple of weeks, but my opinion doesn't need any curing. It is ready to go.

For some reason, I didn't take a pic of my favorite plant. This is my second favorite, by only a slight margin:

All three plants looked similar. The difference is in scent, with some slight variation in effects. All three are insanely potent.

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I'll try to cover the typical items in smoke report, but I don't have a template in front of me and I'm high AF, as I mentioned, so there could be MISSING ITEMS that will annoy you. But there could also be ADDED ITEMS that will amuse and delight you. Or not.

Scent: One plant, my favorite, has a significant skunk scent, very noticeable before the bud even gets to the nose. When the nose arrives within half a centimeter, it notices a lemon scent + 3-day-backpacking-trip-no-shower-armpit-stench bouquet, and it commands the mouth to ooh, ahh and say stuff like "oh man," and/or "ooh, baby." 

The other two plants had what are more or less a Lemon Pledge scent. If you've smoked Love Potion #1 or LSD, it's a similar scent to that. There is still the presence of a touch of stanky armpit, but not much.

If I were going to rate the scent, it would be up there around 8 or 9, so using my sophisticated formula for arriving at a rating (WAY too complicated for me to discuss here! You'd never understand it!), I'll put it at 8.5.

Taste: I notice a smoky taste with smoky undertones, with… oh, perhaps a touch of smoke in the background.

I usually don't discern much difference in tastes unless I vape, and I have not yet vaped Lemon Sunrise. I'll have to give it a shot, but not this second, so back the fuck off. You're being kind of pushy.

Potency: I will get this tested. I believe it's above 25%. On a 1 -10 scale, it's a 9, easily.

Effects: If this were in one of my local dispensaries, they'd call it "75-80% sativa." Its very clear, mostly in the head (but with some body) and energizing. It definitely has a nice heart-racy effect. It's the kind of weed I could function fairly well on, but every once in a while i realize that, holy shit, I am high as all fuck.

The lemon pledge phenos are slightly more racy than the lemon-skunk-armpit-stank pheno, which also seems to be the more potent of the three. Potency differences are very slight, though. This would be a good strain choice for someone who only cracks a seed or two at a time.

Character/structure of buds: People who like nice, dense buds (Who are these people? No one I know, that's for sure.) will be pleased. As sativa doms, go, these babies are pretty solid. Not much in the way of tails.

If wispy, airy buds are a 1 and put that bud in a sling shot and kill a squirrel is a 10, these are a solid 7.

Bag Appeal: Good as fuck! What, you don't like it? Well TRY a fucking hit! Oh, now bag appeal doesn't matter so much, you just want it! But the price just went up, motherfucker!

Sorry, I was arguing with some motherfucker in my imagination. I've had it with that guy. Anyway, no matter what that dick says, it's good. Don't even talk to that guy, you shouldn't be associating with him.

In summary, I'm giving this an overall 9 or something really good like that. It is one of the types of buzzes that I have NEEDED in my grows. 

BTW, as the strain description mentions, this may be intense for new smokers. I would remove the "may" when it comes to new smokers, but you stoners will be fine, and thrilled — unless you have a tendency toward paranoia — in which case there is someone following you.

 

 

 

 

[gregster 785]

Where did you buy these seeds,if you don't mind me asking.I am interested in buying some but don't a reputable place.

[Misterdirt 11,143]

@gregsterI have tried both https://seedsherenow.com and https://www.dankseed.store. For Seeds Here Now I made 2 orders. One was right after that Trump stooge fucked up the postal service to stop mail-in ballots, so it took about a month to get from Oregon to Michigan. The second time, it was very quick.

Hella Dank Seed Company is also fast — and they unexpectedly sent me freebies, which the other guys did not. (The Cream)

Whichever one has what you want will work. They're honest brokers. However, I doubt they'd replace an order that didn't make it, if they were not somehow at fault.

I would say anything crossed with his male Arise is going to be very potent. I have a couple of fems to try that obviously don't involve that male, but I haven't cracked them yet.

This cross is definitely a Holy Shit kind of cross. It does not have nearly the lemon scent or taste of Smilestyle's Lemon Thai f3, but it could easily be twice as potent.

[saxo 12,599]

dank lookin bud....enjoy!!

[Hamme Hydro 4,666]

Looking good Misterdirt! Those buds sure look tasty!

Sorry, I was arguing with some motherfucker in my imagination. I've had it with that guy.

LOL!

[baqualin 4,684]

10 hours ago, Misterdirt said:

@gregsterI have tried both https://seedsherenow.com and https://www.dankseed.store. For Seeds Here Now I made 2 orders. One was right after that Trump stooge fucked up the postal service to stop mail-in ballots, so it took about a month to get from Oregon to Michigan. The second time, it was very quick.

Hella Dank Seed Company is also fast — and they unexpectedly sent me freebies, which the other guys did not. (The Cream)

Whichever one has what you want will work. They're honest brokers. However, I doubt they'd replace an order that didn't make it, if they were not somehow at fault.

I would say anything crossed with his male Arise is going to be very potent. I have a couple of fems to try that obviously don't involve that male, but I haven't cracked them yet.

This cross is definitely a Holy Shit kind of cross. It does not have nearly the lemon scent or taste of Smilestyle's Lemon Thai f3, but it could easily be twice as potent.

Fuck Seeds Here Now! Hella Dank is the way to go for Irie beans. SHN finally lowered their prices on Irie’s beans, but I still won’t do business with them, no love for them at all.

[Misterdirt 11,143]

3 hours ago, baqualin said:

Fuck Seeds Here Now! Hella Dank is the way to go for Irie beans. SHN finally lowered their prices on Irie’s beans, but I still won’t do business with them, no love for them at all.

Between this and the freebies, looks like Hella Dank wins.

[Misterdirt 11,143]

@gregster and @baqualin:

I recently ordered from a newer vendor called Golden Ticket Seedbank. Prices are very good (Irie at $45/10 pack, Ethos at $51/10 pack) and you can pay with Venmo (I don't know how long that will last before Venmo figures it out).

My first order: No problems, plus freebies.

Second order: They only put one of the two packs in the order. So I emailed them right away and they refunded the full amount through Venmo, no questions asked.

Third order: So since I suddenly had a bunch of money in Venmo, I made a third order. That hasn't arrived yet, but I have a tracking number.

Anyway, seems legit and they are concerned about their reputation. I thought I'd mention it.

[baqualin 4,684]

I’ll check them out, super Irie prices and good timing, I want to pick up a pack of his morning dew. Fuck Ethos, some good genetics, but he’s not liked here, got caught abusing animals, I won’t support him.

[Hempyfan 4,095]

On 10/27/2020 at 6:37 PM, Misterdirt said:

It's time for my official opinion of Lemon Sunrise (Lemon Skunk X Arise; Irie Seeds), because its been curing for a couple of weeks and I just got high AF on it. I'll keep curing it for another couple of weeks, but my opinion doesn't need any curing. It is ready to go.

For some reason, I didn't take a pic of my favorite plant. This is my second favorite, by only a slight margin:

All three plants looked similar. The difference is in scent, with some slight variation in effects. All three are insanely potent.

b

I'll try to cover the typical items in smoke report, but I don't have a template in front of me and I'm high AF, as I mentioned, so there could be MISSING ITEMS that will annoy you. But there could also be ADDED ITEMS that will amuse and delight you. Or not.

Scent: One plant, my favorite, has a significant skunk scent, very noticeable before the bud even gets to the nose. When the nose arrives within half a centimeter, it notices a lemon scent + 3-day-backpacking-trip-no-shower-armpit-stench bouquet, and it commands the mouth to ooh, ahh and say stuff like "oh man," and/or "ooh, baby." 

The other two plants had what are more or less a Lemon Pledge scent. If you've smoked Love Potion #1 or LSD, it's a similar scent to that. There is still the presence of a touch of stanky armpit, but not much.

If I were going to rate the scent, it would be up there around 8 or 9, so using my sophisticated formula for arriving at a rating (WAY too complicated for me to discuss here! You'd never understand it!), I'll put it at 8.5.

Taste: I notice a smoky taste with smoky undertones, with… oh, perhaps a touch of smoke in the background.

I usually don't discern much difference in tastes unless I vape, and I have not yet vaped Lemon Sunrise. I'll have to give it a shot, but not this second, so back the fuck off. You're being kind of pushy.

Potency: I will get this tested. I believe it's above 25%. On a 1 -10 scale, it's a 9, easily.

Effects: If this were in one of my local dispensaries, they'd call it "75-80% sativa." Its very clear, mostly in the head (but with some body) and energizing. It definitely has a nice heart-racy effect. It's the kind of weed I could function fairly well on, but every once in a while i realize that, holy shit, I am high as all fuck.

The lemon pledge phenos are slightly more racy than the lemon-skunk-armpit-stank pheno, which also seems to be the more potent of the three. Potency differences are very slight, though. This would be a good strain choice for someone who only cracks a seed or two at a time.

Character/structure of buds: People who like nice, dense buds (Who are these people? No one I know, that's for sure.) will be pleased. As sativa doms, go, these babies are pretty solid. Not much in the way of tails.

If wispy, airy buds are a 1 and put that bud in a sling shot and kill a squirrel is a 10, these are a solid 7.

Bag Appeal: Good as fuck! What, you don't like it? Well TRY a fucking hit! Oh, now bag appeal doesn't matter so much, you just want it! But the price just went up, motherfucker!

Sorry, I was arguing with some motherfucker in my imagination. I've had it with that guy. Anyway, no matter what that dick says, it's good. Don't even talk to that guy, you shouldn't be associating with him.

In summary, I'm giving this an overall 9 or something really good like that. It is one of the types of buzzes that I have NEEDED in my grows. 

BTW, as the strain description mentions, this may be intense for new smokers. I would remove the "may" when it comes to new smokers, but you stoners will be fine, and thrilled — unless you have a tendency toward paranoia — in which case there is someone following you.

 

 

 

 

I enjoyed reading this!  Thank you!

[Misterdirt 11,143]

19 hours ago, baqualin said:

I’ll check them out, super Irie prices and good timing, I want to pick up a pack of his morning dew. Fuck Ethos, some good genetics, but he’s not liked here, got caught abusing animals, I won’t support him.

What did he do?

[baqualin 4,684]

On 1/2/2021 at 5:32 AM, Misterdirt said:

What did he do?

Colin / Ethos threw a dog out the window and got caught. It was all over IG. Fuck bag.

[baqualin 4,684]

On a good note I started a run of Irie’s Strawberry Starburst and got 100% germ rate on 3 year old seeds, kinda excited for this run.

[gardenartus 12,688]

44 minutes ago, baqualin said:

On a good note I started a run of Irie’s Strawberry Starburst and got 100% germ rate on 3 year old seeds, kinda excited for this run.

I have a strawberry I am cloning right now, hope to get her in the next month, but I don't know what it is other than strawberry! I got a few new ones, don't know rather to say I have a fruit stand or soda shop lol Orange daiquiri, Root Beer Float, Black Cherry Soda, and the strawberry one, let's eat fruit and drink  ha! 

[baqualin 4,684]

1 hour ago, gardenartus said:

I have a strawberry I am cloning right now, hope to get her in the next month, but I don't know what it is other than strawberry! I got a few new ones, don't know rather to say I have a fruit stand or soda shop lol Orange daiquiri, Root Beer Float, Black Cherry Soda, and the strawberry one, let's eat fruit and drink  ha! 

Love it!

[Misterdirt 11,143]

16 hours ago, baqualin said:

Colin / Ethos threw a dog out the window and got caught. It was all over IG. Fuck bag.

Jeezus H. Christ.

[Misterdirt 11,143]

16 hours ago, baqualin said:

On a good note I started a run of Irie’s Strawberry Starburst and got 100% germ rate on 3 year old seeds, kinda excited for this run.

I kind of went nuts buying Irie strains, but I do not have Strawberry Starburst.

I'd like to see Irie available at Sannie's Shop to make it easier for European growers to get their hands on it. Rasta Jeff is clearly scent and flavor oriented.

[baqualin 4,684]

On 1/4/2021 at 4:58 AM, Misterdirt said:

I kind of went nuts buying Irie strains, but I do not have Strawberry Starburst.

I'd like to see Irie available at Sannie's Shop to make it easier for European growers to get their hands on it. Rasta Jeff is clearly scent and flavor oriented.

They can get them through SHN, but they're a rip off on Irie seeds, $80 a 10 pack, $20+ higher than everybody else.

I just picked up Morning Dew to grow for my dead head friends.